Al was so damn smart! Not only was he the king of quantum physics, he got right to the heart of one of the most troubling challenges in male/female relations.
Archive for the ‘Dating Quotes & Fun’ Category
First Love
I would love to hear stories about your first love or your first date. Mine was aged nine and the object of my desire was Theresa Jones.
Get out of dating jail #4
You look nothing like your photograph = your photo doesnt do you any justice
Dating over 50
Over fifty dating
Dating over 40
Over forty dating
Get out of dating jail #3
We have absolutely nothing in common at all = My, what a different life to mine you have been leading
Dating over 50
Over fifty dating
Dating over 40
Over forty dating
Get out of dating jail #2
You are boring me to tears = Excuse my yawn. It’s been a long week
Get out of dating jail #1
I really want to go home = Wow! look how late it is and I have an early morning meeting
Men are like Text Messages.
The shorter the message, the easier it is for them to understand
Dating over 50
Over fifty dating
Dating over 40
Over forty dating
Men are like Mascara
They run at the first sign of tears.
Dating over 50
Over fifty dating
Dating over 40
Over forty dating
Men are like computers
In order to get their attention, you must first turn them on.
Dating over 50
Over fifty dating
Dating over 40
Over forty dating
Mileage No Problem
Mike and Tori were madly in love and couldn’t wait to get married. However, there was a slight problem. Mike didn’t own a car and Tori’s car was getting old with more than 100,000 miles on it. Tori told Mike she’d love to marry him, but needed to first sell her car and buy one [...]
