Archive for the ‘Dating Quotes & Fun’ Category

You look nothing like your photograph = your photo doesnt do you any justice

We have nothing in common at all = We have absolutely  nothing in common at all = My, what a different life to mine you have been leading

You are boring me to tears = Excuse my yawn. It’s been a long week

I really want to go home = Wow! look how late it is and I have an early morning meeting

The shorter the message, the easier it is for them to understand

They run at the first sign of tears.

In order to get their attention, you must first turn them on.

Mike and Tori were madly in love and couldn’t wait to get married. However, there was a slight problem. Mike didn’t own a car and Tori’s car was getting old with more than 100,000 miles on it. Tori told Mike she’d love to marry him, but needed to first sell her car and buy one [...]

This is based on a fantastic article in my daily newspaper about a woman whose husband left her for someone “who is everything you are not”. This ladies son pestered her to join an online dating site and eventually she acquiesced. Her life changed totally and eventually she found Mr Right but not before meeting [...]